Pin Up Vs Glamour

[Legally Blonde]

Tilda - Pin Up





Uranus - Glamour

[Morgan Freeman]

Morgan: Well hello mature age lady who is lounging on her couch waiting for a dark handsome prince, I have arrived! This is a photo which is well suited to be pinup. Your legs look seductively long and lean but the bottom half of your body is performing better than the upper half. Your neck is too stiff and in consequence is making you look uncomfortable as well as protruding your collar bone out too far so they appear to be lumps. You have a unique bone structure and facial characteristics which usually come across quite strong however your face looks a little too tense for my liking here.

Uranus! I have become to despise black dots, they hide all of Morgan's favourite parts! You have a great body and some volumptious assets your body fits the ideal of glamour but there seems to be a lack of the theme connection in your face and in the overall execution of the photo. You look awfully sad and uncomfortable here, where I would have liked to see confidence and power (perhaps you showing off your special Uranus skills whilst nude). Your body was contributing towards the glamour vibe, but the rest of the photo didn't bring that extra something special to reach the concept.

[Janice Dickinson]

There's not much for you to choose from with Tilda, but we both knew what you would choose. It's a very good pin up. I'm not really loving the face. If I cover it up, it's perfect. However, those legs are to die for. Imagine a woman almost as old as me with legs like that.

Haruka, well, this is very much the theme we were going for, however, your pose and face don't match. One arm does, the other doesn't. I'd like it better if your arms were caressing your breasts. And your face, it looks like you're embarrassed and defeated. I'd like it to be very sexy.

I was looking for something more like this:

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[Hikaru Utada]

Yeah, I was imagining that this round might have been a bit more difficult for you than the others. I agree with the other judges that your legs are looking fantastic here, but your upper-body is a bit of a let-down. It's definitely a much better shot than I was expecting to see from Tilda and you've chosen well from what you've had to work with.

I had higher hopes for Haruka, but I'm a little disappointed here, too. The lack of clothing gives it a connection to the theme, but I'm not a fan of the positioning of your arms nor your expression. Neither of them really read "glamour" to me.