Post by Janice Dickinson on Mar 18, 2013 2:29:45 GMT -5
Whoopi Goldberg is a great and funny actress, so this week, we paid a tribute to her in these photoshoots! Let's see how we all went!
Team 90210: House Party 2
Amber:
Team Brit 2.0: The Lion King
Naomi:
Euro Girls: Ghost
Vlada:
Team Freaks: Lethal Beauty
Guinevere:
International Studs: A Little Bit of Heaven
Ezio:
Team Nordic: Everyone's Hero
Thor:
Soulless Gingers: Bordello of Blood
Rachel:
SuperModels: Kingdom Come
Zac:
Logan:
Team Vegas: Jumpin' Jack Flash
Josh:
Team 90210: House Party 2
Amber:
Morgan: Chicks and drinks, the perfect combination I always say! There is a
clear connection between your movie title and your photo, so good job
for that. I like that you do look immersed in the setting you are in,
and do look like someone who has had a few drinks. Surprisingly enough
even though your eyes are closed there still is emotion and energy in
this photo, you look completely gorgeous.
Janice: Where's mine?! I love a few drinks here and there. Anytime, anywhere.
You definitely have a the joyous vibe of a house party. Your face is
exaggerated, but it works here. And I know all about exaggerating the
face. Your body is banging, and the pose is great. Overall, it's a very
solid photograph from you.Tiny Tina: Yo girl, you buying?! You look like yo gonna be fun ta party with! You
fo sho showin' us what movie you reppin' and you lookin' FINE in the
process! I'm also lovin' the tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo of my own that
reads "REAL BADASSES EAT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES" in Old English Font.
clear connection between your movie title and your photo, so good job
for that. I like that you do look immersed in the setting you are in,
and do look like someone who has had a few drinks. Surprisingly enough
even though your eyes are closed there still is emotion and energy in
this photo, you look completely gorgeous.
Janice: Where's mine?! I love a few drinks here and there. Anytime, anywhere.
You definitely have a the joyous vibe of a house party. Your face is
exaggerated, but it works here. And I know all about exaggerating the
face. Your body is banging, and the pose is great. Overall, it's a very
solid photograph from you.Tiny Tina: Yo girl, you buying?! You look like yo gonna be fun ta party with! You
fo sho showin' us what movie you reppin' and you lookin' FINE in the
process! I'm also lovin' the tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo of my own that
reads "REAL BADASSES EAT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES" in Old English Font.
Team Brit 2.0: The Lion King
Naomi:
Morgan: Well this is certainly a different spin to this movie title and I like
it! I love the lioness, model on the lookout pose you are giving us, the
symbolism of the one accessory and your styling does bring about an
African theme. Be careful with the positioning of your limbs as your
right arm is amputated in this photo, I would have loved to see a full
length shot so I could see your lovely long legs.
Janice: Interesting interpretation of the theme to say the least. Unfortunately,
I can't see anything very lion-like or king-like about it. I see your
connection to Africa, but that wasn't what we asked for in the theme
this week. As Morgan pointed out, the arm is amputated, and your face,
well I just don't like it.
Tiny Tina: Girl, you lookin dope laying there lookin' all African and what-not with
you stylin' 'n' stuff. Yo theme isn't the strongest this round cause yo
connection is through styling choice reminiscent of the location of the
movie you done chose. I'm also missing yo arm. Where it go, girl?
Still, rest of you lookin' damn good.
it! I love the lioness, model on the lookout pose you are giving us, the
symbolism of the one accessory and your styling does bring about an
African theme. Be careful with the positioning of your limbs as your
right arm is amputated in this photo, I would have loved to see a full
length shot so I could see your lovely long legs.
Janice: Interesting interpretation of the theme to say the least. Unfortunately,
I can't see anything very lion-like or king-like about it. I see your
connection to Africa, but that wasn't what we asked for in the theme
this week. As Morgan pointed out, the arm is amputated, and your face,
well I just don't like it.
Tiny Tina: Girl, you lookin dope laying there lookin' all African and what-not with
you stylin' 'n' stuff. Yo theme isn't the strongest this round cause yo
connection is through styling choice reminiscent of the location of the
movie you done chose. I'm also missing yo arm. Where it go, girl?
Still, rest of you lookin' damn good.
Euro Girls: Ghost
Vlada:
Morgan: You look well and truly haunted here! The look in your eyes screams
possessed, evil and haunted. The make-up is done very well and gives you
the true appearance of a white ghost. I'm glad that you have this
simple accessory in the photo it makes it look as if you are held back
by some sort of cage. This is impressive considering it is only a head
shot and yet you are portraying a strong theme
Janice: Ghost is right, and I definitely see it in this picture. Fashion-wise,
it's amazing. Modelling-wise, it's amazing. Theme-wise, it's amazing.
That stare is going right through into my soul. It's terrifyingly good
Tiny Tina: Damn girl, you scary-as-hell, but I'm liking it! Ain't no stretch ta see
you fitting in with yo theme this week and it's lookin' so artistic,
too. Yo makeup and stylin' is perfect. Way to rock!
possessed, evil and haunted. The make-up is done very well and gives you
the true appearance of a white ghost. I'm glad that you have this
simple accessory in the photo it makes it look as if you are held back
by some sort of cage. This is impressive considering it is only a head
shot and yet you are portraying a strong theme
Janice: Ghost is right, and I definitely see it in this picture. Fashion-wise,
it's amazing. Modelling-wise, it's amazing. Theme-wise, it's amazing.
That stare is going right through into my soul. It's terrifyingly good
Tiny Tina: Damn girl, you scary-as-hell, but I'm liking it! Ain't no stretch ta see
you fitting in with yo theme this week and it's lookin' so artistic,
too. Yo makeup and stylin' is perfect. Way to rock!
Team Freaks: Lethal Beauty
Guinevere:
Morgan: Wow it looks like this movie title was made for you girl. Everything in
this photo just works, you look sexy, enticing and yet so very lethal as
the title suggests. I love the little kiss you are giving yourself on
the hand, the dagger necklace you have on, the setting around you
suggests you are in some sort of lair for witchcraft or demonology and
your styling is filled with a delicious purple that says to me "STAND
BACK THIS BITCH IS PURE POISON!" But Morgan wouldn't mind a taste.
Janice: Those eyes! This picture is very macabre, and I completely believe the
concept of Lethal Beauty. It has a very Poison Ivy vibe to it. I
especially like the positioning of the hands!
Tiny Tina: You definitely livin' up to yo movie title this round. You look
beautiful (in a freaky way) and you look like you could easily kill.
Morgan say you look like pure poison and I agree. You gots a good way to
kill bitches, but it ain't no explosions like I gots. You posing is
perfect this round and so is you styling. Keep on working it, girl!
this photo just works, you look sexy, enticing and yet so very lethal as
the title suggests. I love the little kiss you are giving yourself on
the hand, the dagger necklace you have on, the setting around you
suggests you are in some sort of lair for witchcraft or demonology and
your styling is filled with a delicious purple that says to me "STAND
BACK THIS BITCH IS PURE POISON!" But Morgan wouldn't mind a taste.
Janice: Those eyes! This picture is very macabre, and I completely believe the
concept of Lethal Beauty. It has a very Poison Ivy vibe to it. I
especially like the positioning of the hands!
Tiny Tina: You definitely livin' up to yo movie title this round. You look
beautiful (in a freaky way) and you look like you could easily kill.
Morgan say you look like pure poison and I agree. You gots a good way to
kill bitches, but it ain't no explosions like I gots. You posing is
perfect this round and so is you styling. Keep on working it, girl!
International Studs: A Little Bit of Heaven
Ezio:
Morgan: I've spent a bit of time pondering this photo, I'm glad you explained
your photo concept which is an interesting angle to take for the movie
title A Little Bit of Heaven. Even as a male I can appreciate that what
you have submitted is certainty heaven, especially Janice's heaven (I
mean come on, look at those abs and muscle, YUM!). The drawing itself
goes into great detail of your features, although I think what I feel is
missing though is some life and spirit - I don't feel much emotion
radiating through this photo. I may put on a tough exterior, but on the
inside Morgan is a softie for human emotion.Janice: I get the concept of "little bit of heaven" in the metaphorical sense. I
mean, when wouldn't a shirtless sexy guy be heaven? Theme wise, I hoped
to see something angelic, and less sexy. Especially since a sexy shoot
is coming up next. On the plus side, you don't have to look far.
Tiny Tina: Your explanation is definitely helping to connect the theme this round. I
can see theme in this photo even if you gotta jump there a bit. I know
that a sexy half-naked man is a little piece o' heaven fer me! I'm
likin' yer pose since it's all laid back and confident, but like Janice
done said, this probably could have been better suited fer a sexy shoot.
your photo concept which is an interesting angle to take for the movie
title A Little Bit of Heaven. Even as a male I can appreciate that what
you have submitted is certainty heaven, especially Janice's heaven (I
mean come on, look at those abs and muscle, YUM!). The drawing itself
goes into great detail of your features, although I think what I feel is
missing though is some life and spirit - I don't feel much emotion
radiating through this photo. I may put on a tough exterior, but on the
inside Morgan is a softie for human emotion.Janice: I get the concept of "little bit of heaven" in the metaphorical sense. I
mean, when wouldn't a shirtless sexy guy be heaven? Theme wise, I hoped
to see something angelic, and less sexy. Especially since a sexy shoot
is coming up next. On the plus side, you don't have to look far.
Tiny Tina: Your explanation is definitely helping to connect the theme this round. I
can see theme in this photo even if you gotta jump there a bit. I know
that a sexy half-naked man is a little piece o' heaven fer me! I'm
likin' yer pose since it's all laid back and confident, but like Janice
done said, this probably could have been better suited fer a sexy shoot.
Team Nordic: Everyone's Hero
Thor:
Morgan: Hello fierce battle man! This photo has a great connection to the movie
title and you also have a strong presence in the photo even through it
is a busy scene crowded by a sea of people. You are the centre focus.
There is some serious bulging of the muscles happening here which I can
appreciate as a fellow man. The only criticism I have for this photo is
that your facial expression is a bit off, although it shows emotion,
your mouth is taking up the majority of your face leaving little room
for your eyes or other features to shine through.
Janice: I saw your choice of movie and immediately knew you'd be using Thor, but
I must say, you have once again impressed me! You truly look like
everyone's hero, and there's a lot going on in your favour.
Modelling-wise, your pose is delicious, you're giving great energy, and I
actually don't mind your face in this particular photo. I think you got
the ugly-pretty modelling down!
Tiny Tina: You can come be mai hero and help me get revenge on that psycho bastard
who killed my parents! You gone and made a good connection to the theme
this week 'n' I can easily see what you going fer here. The detail and
expression in yer mouth kinda takes away from the detail in yo face, but
not too much. You also gots a very strong pose, son. Keep eatin' them
Wheaties!
title and you also have a strong presence in the photo even through it
is a busy scene crowded by a sea of people. You are the centre focus.
There is some serious bulging of the muscles happening here which I can
appreciate as a fellow man. The only criticism I have for this photo is
that your facial expression is a bit off, although it shows emotion,
your mouth is taking up the majority of your face leaving little room
for your eyes or other features to shine through.
Janice: I saw your choice of movie and immediately knew you'd be using Thor, but
I must say, you have once again impressed me! You truly look like
everyone's hero, and there's a lot going on in your favour.
Modelling-wise, your pose is delicious, you're giving great energy, and I
actually don't mind your face in this particular photo. I think you got
the ugly-pretty modelling down!
Tiny Tina: You can come be mai hero and help me get revenge on that psycho bastard
who killed my parents! You gone and made a good connection to the theme
this week 'n' I can easily see what you going fer here. The detail and
expression in yer mouth kinda takes away from the detail in yo face, but
not too much. You also gots a very strong pose, son. Keep eatin' them
Wheaties!
Soulless Gingers: Bordello of Blood
Rachel:
Morgan: Noooo a movie still *hisses and backs away.* A great connection
to the theme, most of you guys are on the ball this time around with
theme connection! And even though this is a movie still, it doesn't come
across too bad. I would have liked to see something more artistic with
you as a vampire, but I understand you have done the best with what's
available. Even though your mouth looks like it has just devoured a
bloody sandwich, you still look porcelain pretty which shows some good
skill right there.
to the theme, most of you guys are on the ball this time around with
theme connection! And even though this is a movie still, it doesn't come
across too bad. I would have liked to see something more artistic with
you as a vampire, but I understand you have done the best with what's
available. Even though your mouth looks like it has just devoured a
bloody sandwich, you still look porcelain pretty which shows some good
skill right there.
SuperModels: Kingdom Come
Zac:
Morgan: I like the medieval, classical vibe to this photo the setting is
perfect. But the female model in this photo is completely stealing the
limelight from you, she is the first thing my eye directs towards and
you look somewhat a part of the background. I wish that pesky damsel in
distress wasn't hiding so much of you, however I like what I do see of
you. It's a great profile shot, your skin looks impeccable and you look
notoriously handsome.
Janice: Yes, the setting and atmosphere are perfect, but you are being so
overshadowed by your attractive female consort. You have a lovely
profile, and the overall vibe of the photo is good, but for the girl,
not for you. You are merely an accessory that she is modelling.
Tiny Tina: Funny story: I gone done typed out a critique for ya and was about ta
post it, then I realize that yo team is all guys and I critiqued the
wrong person in the photo. That's cause this photo is looking like it
all bout that honey you gots there. You giving yo energy to her and even
then she gots no energy, she still giving more to the camera than you.
In the future, make sure you the star of yo photo and not a supporting
cast member. Beside that, this photo is nice and I see the theme
connection.
Team Teenage Dream: Rat Raceperfect. But the female model in this photo is completely stealing the
limelight from you, she is the first thing my eye directs towards and
you look somewhat a part of the background. I wish that pesky damsel in
distress wasn't hiding so much of you, however I like what I do see of
you. It's a great profile shot, your skin looks impeccable and you look
notoriously handsome.
Janice: Yes, the setting and atmosphere are perfect, but you are being so
overshadowed by your attractive female consort. You have a lovely
profile, and the overall vibe of the photo is good, but for the girl,
not for you. You are merely an accessory that she is modelling.
Tiny Tina: Funny story: I gone done typed out a critique for ya and was about ta
post it, then I realize that yo team is all guys and I critiqued the
wrong person in the photo. That's cause this photo is looking like it
all bout that honey you gots there. You giving yo energy to her and even
then she gots no energy, she still giving more to the camera than you.
In the future, make sure you the star of yo photo and not a supporting
cast member. Beside that, this photo is nice and I see the theme
connection.
Logan:
Morgan: Hmm, I like that you have given us a background story to this photo and
it connects well with the theme but the modelling here isn't impressing
me. I think this could look a lot more graceful with the right setting,
styling and body control. That jacket is just engulfing you and your
eyes are hardly distinguishable given the distance of the photo. You
look like a small boy here instead of a muscular man!Janice: The theme called to represent the title, rather than the plot. Rat Race
is actually a term for an exhausting, competitive activity to get ahead
without time for play. And I can't entirely see this in this photo.
Speaking in terms of plot, yes I can. Modelling wise, I love the action,
but not entirely loving the face.
Tiny Tina: I done seen Rat Race, so I knows all bout this movie, yo! Fo me, this is
workin', but it could be cause I know all bout that movie. Even if I
didn't, I still think it matches up close enough wit' the title alone to
work. I'm loving yo action in this shot, but would like to have seen it
bigger. I don't care what da other girls done told you: size matters.
it connects well with the theme but the modelling here isn't impressing
me. I think this could look a lot more graceful with the right setting,
styling and body control. That jacket is just engulfing you and your
eyes are hardly distinguishable given the distance of the photo. You
look like a small boy here instead of a muscular man!Janice: The theme called to represent the title, rather than the plot. Rat Race
is actually a term for an exhausting, competitive activity to get ahead
without time for play. And I can't entirely see this in this photo.
Speaking in terms of plot, yes I can. Modelling wise, I love the action,
but not entirely loving the face.
Tiny Tina: I done seen Rat Race, so I knows all bout this movie, yo! Fo me, this is
workin', but it could be cause I know all bout that movie. Even if I
didn't, I still think it matches up close enough wit' the title alone to
work. I'm loving yo action in this shot, but would like to have seen it
bigger. I don't care what da other girls done told you: size matters.
Team Vegas: Jumpin' Jack Flash
Josh:
Morgan: I want to like this photo, but there are so many elements that are
conflicting with that. Your modelling looks unco-ordinated, your hands,
your face I'm not sure what is up with that expression. I do like the
action in the photo and the energy you are putting in, its just
unfortunate that the end result doesn't excite Morgan.
Janice: Like Morgan, I feel conflicted. I too what to like it, but I'm left
feeling underwhelmed. Your face looks like you're constipated, It is
very tense and uncomfortable. I do like the energy in the jump on the
plus side. Tiny Tina: Why the fellas gotta be having an issue with being too small in this
game? Please try to remember to keep it large fo Ms Tiny Tina over here.
I can see the connection to part of the title real well. I'm liking all
the energy you giving to us this round, even if yo face look like you
tryin' ta be like Mr Bean.
conflicting with that. Your modelling looks unco-ordinated, your hands,
your face I'm not sure what is up with that expression. I do like the
action in the photo and the energy you are putting in, its just
unfortunate that the end result doesn't excite Morgan.
Janice: Like Morgan, I feel conflicted. I too what to like it, but I'm left
feeling underwhelmed. Your face looks like you're constipated, It is
very tense and uncomfortable. I do like the energy in the jump on the
plus side. Tiny Tina: Why the fellas gotta be having an issue with being too small in this
game? Please try to remember to keep it large fo Ms Tiny Tina over here.
I can see the connection to part of the title real well. I'm liking all
the energy you giving to us this round, even if yo face look like you
tryin' ta be like Mr Bean.
White Chicks: The Telephone
Jessica:
Jessica:
Morgan: I had to leave this one till last because it was helping me to focus on
other manly tasks. So now that I am finally able to critique this photo I
just want to start off by saying "HGDKHGISDHOG OMG HOT!" This is one
sexy use of the telephone and I love this photo, I love the length in
your body, the seductive facial expression, theme connection just
everything. I only wish you had given us a background story to go along
with this photo.Morgan: Woah momma. What can I say. This photo is modelled beautifully! The
body length, the face, the shoes! And you telling the telephone and the
shoes extraordinarily! Not much else to say here! Great work!
Tiny Tina: "Hi, I'm Jessica and I totes have a phone. So let's like totally talk
about sexy naughty-time stuff and all the nasty things I'm going to do
to you! OMG!!!" That was Tiny Tina impersonating Jessica Chastain,
featuring music by Kyle In Moderation. Thank you.
You lookin'
fly, girl. You gots the bare minimum covered up to not get Janice's
board banned, so we appreciate that. The connection to the theme is
tight and you is lookin' right in all the right places. Mmmmmm Mmm!
other manly tasks. So now that I am finally able to critique this photo I
just want to start off by saying "HGDKHGISDHOG OMG HOT!" This is one
sexy use of the telephone and I love this photo, I love the length in
your body, the seductive facial expression, theme connection just
everything. I only wish you had given us a background story to go along
with this photo.Morgan: Woah momma. What can I say. This photo is modelled beautifully! The
body length, the face, the shoes! And you telling the telephone and the
shoes extraordinarily! Not much else to say here! Great work!
Tiny Tina: "Hi, I'm Jessica and I totes have a phone. So let's like totally talk
about sexy naughty-time stuff and all the nasty things I'm going to do
to you! OMG!!!" That was Tiny Tina impersonating Jessica Chastain,
featuring music by Kyle In Moderation. Thank you.
You lookin'
fly, girl. You gots the bare minimum covered up to not get Janice's
board banned, so we appreciate that. The connection to the theme is
tight and you is lookin' right in all the right places. Mmmmmm Mmm!
