Photoshoot 1

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[Janice Dickinson]

Janice: Viva Team Vegas, welcome to this competition!

Jamie, I was hoping for a full body photograph. Even though your photo *just* reaches our size requirements, it's still a little small. Your face is strong, feature-wise, but it lacks expression. It's a little too safe and commercial for this simplistic high-fashion shoot. It also looks a little cold in that room... Or perhaps you're just aroused.

Josh, this is your strongest of the three, and it still registers as somewhat safe for me. Though your smile is inviting, it paradoxically looks a bit evil and cunning. Styling-wise, it's very fashionable, but the overall vibe is very safe.

Green Arrow, this picture is too small. Far too small. You have a powerful stare and strong cheekbones in this picture. It's hard to critique this picture if it's too small, but what we see is still good. We would hope to see you maskless though.

[Morgan Freeman]

Morgan: Greetings Team Vegas, since this is a group of gentlemen I would like to make clear to you that all of the females in this competition are my territory. No touching Morgan's belongings now whilst you are residing at the Model house now.

Jamie: I can see that you are a handsome fellow but the appearance of uncertainty and lack of confidence does not help to show off your potential or your model features. You don't appear to look too happy about your photo being taken.
Josh: This looks like a very clique yuppie, business man "I just bought ten family cars with my obnoxiously large income this week" smile but I'm glad to see a connection with the theme in this photo. You also look uncertain here, I think this team of guys will have to share some sort of a sports drink or energy drink together. I can hook you up with that!
Green Arrow: As Janice mentioned this is too small, and in my opinion looks a bit too still and lifeless for me. You definitely have some good modelling features about you and without the mask surrounding your eyes I think those eyes of yours would POP!

[Hikaru Utada]

Tiny Tina: Hey there Vegas fellas. I'm feeling lucky

Jamie, I dun been sayin' that I wants ta see basic shots for this round, but this might be a bit too basic. You don't look fully confident, but you still is lookin' fine. Hopefully this was just Round 1 jitters and you will come back and be da strong Jamie I saw you be in another game.

Josh, I'm likin' da bit of deviousness I see in this photo. I feel like I get a good sense of who you are in dis photo. It may be a bit safe, but safe is generally better than bad.

Green Arrow, like da other judges, I'm not likin' how small it is. Dontcha know a girls gotta have some size from her man?! Also, yous skin ain't lookin' too good. I know it's colored in an' all, but it could still look better.