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Post by Morgan Freeman on Jul 4, 2012 21:47:29 GMT -5
Introduction Well hello there miss Janice DICKinson, Woody and lalalala P!NK lalala. I'm sure you are all familiar with the lovely judge Morgan Freeman who has been present these last two cycles. As you may have noticed he is not judging this cycle, because he is in a spot of trouble. At the recent Emmy awards he was caught flashing to a mob of photographers and has been sent to prison for a few months (he encouraged the jury to send him back to prison due to the friendships he still has on the inside). Now, during this flashing incident, he was actually accompanied by Janice DICKinson, however the bits that she flashed were disfigured and unrecognizable. The court decided that they could not charge her for the same offenses since her body parts did not fit the typical description of "vagina" and "breasts." So to keep Morgan's spirit alive, we three lovely ladies who are fond of the famous Morgan decided to play in this cycle. Let me introduce ourselves... Tyra Banks She's a mean, green, modelling machine and she is here to kick some serious bootay! Famous for America's Next Top Model, the Tyra Banks show, and famous for her rage and smizing, give it up for Tyra Banks!! Tyra: Wanna be on top?And next we have... Summer Glau Shes hot, shes cute and shes popular to root! Famous for her unique and exquisite looks, and for her crazy ass TV personality River from Firefly, give it up for Summer Glau!! Summer: My food is problematic.Last, but definitely not least we have the girl that everyone is eternally searching for, furthermore is the promise of her cake a lie? Its... Princess Peach Who knew such an innocent looking blonde could hold so much fury!? Shes one to look out for everyone, perhaps being stolen by a monstrous beast all the time has finally cracked this pretty princess. Give it up for princess peach!
Princess Peach: Listen everybody, let's bake a delicious cake... for Mario. Don't us girls look like a hoot, bring on the first photo shoot Janice! |
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Post by Janice Dickinson on Jul 4, 2012 22:00:17 GMT -5
Eat a dick Tyra.
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Post by Morgan Freeman on Jul 9, 2012 19:31:55 GMT -5
Week Two Well well well the competition has been revealed through the panel and judging where the other teams photos were revealed. Lets start off first of all with Team Epic II's potential photo of Stella... She looked like a grumpy old lady in the body of a woman who had anorexia during puberty and missed out on developing her secondary sexual characteristics! Although I did like Team Epic from last cycle, there is now less teams for me to bump off. My competition at the moment I would say is Team Coast Busters and Team Sexy. They produced at least one winning photo each, and were pretty impressive in their other photos. Of course no-one can match up to the strength of Morgan's Ladies. Especially with the photoshoot which is literally just made for us. We know exactly what kind of poster Morgan would want to PIN UP in his jail cell right now. Can you say first call out for the Morgan's ladies!? Oh and Janice DICKinson's hate attitude towards THE Tyra Banks. Tyra only has one reaction to that... |
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Post by Morgan Freeman on Jul 21, 2012 1:06:00 GMT -5
Not to sound cocky but... I am so going to win this competition. I can see it already "Morgan's ladies by far out shined all of the competition and they will forever be remembered as the most fabulous ultimate dream team ever!" I don't know why this team is so awesome, we are pulling off every single shoot even the Occupations one (I knew that there was no way I would be sent home, I had too much of a good past history). So I guess the point of this journal entry is just to gloat and show all you judges, P!NK, Woody and Miss Janice DICK-in-son how eager I am to win this competition and the confidence I have that is just radiating off from me! Oh and Tyra is looking forward to rubbing it in Janice's face if she wins. |
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Post by Janice Dickinson on Jul 21, 2012 1:32:22 GMT -5
Screw you Tyra.
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Post by Morgan Freeman on Jul 30, 2012 4:33:22 GMT -5
The Ego Inflation Continues I have to say I have quite enjoyed this game. The photoshoots have all been very interesting and engaging and I find myself checking this forum often to see if results and photoshoots have been posted. It's quite addicting! Anyway, lets discuss the last photoshoot (that I OWNED).  First of all what was up with Team Charmed's perfume ad! It looked like an perfume advertisement for people with bulimia. "This perfume will make you smell so bad that you will have no choice but to throw up!" Although I must admit that Team Asian Fusion and Team Perfection were quite strong in this round. They will both be a hard team to crush but with the powers of Morgan's Ladies combined, there is no way we can be defeated! Also before I leave, Janice those snide remarks of "Tyrant" and showing off your hate for me miss Tyra Banks does nothing but make me stronger. In fact I am so strong, I could pummel your ass right here right now. I am going to slap you silly if you ruin the moment when my team becomes the ultimate dream team. You better not mock me then in that moment lady. |
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Post by Janice Dickinson on Jul 30, 2012 4:42:46 GMT -5
What lovely arm pit hair you have, Tyra.
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