Post by Janice Dickinson on Jun 7, 2012 23:30:50 GMT -5
Welcome teams! This week was all about sexy! And what can I say? You blew us all away. There was not a single bad photo, but rather varying scales of good!
Morgan: Well not surprisingly I got all hot and heavy when I saw this photo, I am male and Morgan Freeman after all. This is for sure sexy sexy sexy! And done in a tasteful way also. You have a great body and hair long enough to hide your assets (dammit!). The only issue I have is with your face, you look surprised and there seems to be a deadness in your eyes. If you just sexified your face up a little, bring some tension and liveliness into your face this would be a smashing shot.
Janice: The curves of your body are your best asset here. The are so defined and beautifully shaped. The styling is done in a tasteful way and I quite like how your breasts are covered by your hair, it makes it all the more tasteful. Now, if we could just cover that face, it would be perfect.
Rarity: There is no doubt that you're going for sexy, I really love how your hair is placed and the curved pose that you're flaunting. I'm sure you were going for a sweaty sexy but it really isn't working as well as it could because to me you just look shiny. Which is unattractive. Overall it's not bad though.
Morgan: Janice is going to love this! And I dont mind it also. You look very sexy wandering down the street, oh so casual with your muscly torso on display. You look like a model here, you are even presenting yourself to the camera as a "you can look but you cant touch" vibe. The only criticism I have is the text, this is obviously out of a magazine which I dont mind its just that the text detracts from you and clutters up the photo. But other than that you definitely pulled off sexy!
Janice: You are so sexy, Zhao. And you know it too, it's obvious by this photograph. I love the way your defined torso curves and how well your face captures the lights and shadows! But your arm looked amputated. It just looked like a knob on your shoulder.
Rarity: *frowns at mass amount of distracting text* Zhao! You little twink you! So sexy walking down the street. I agree that I miss you having two arms. You're twisted in such a way that it's just not there anymore! Not bad though.
Zhao: Hey! There's nothing wrong with 1 arm! Doesn't make anyone better if they have 2!
Janice: It's a model basic. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Though there's nothing wrong with having one arm, if you have two of them, we want to see them both.
Janice: HOLY JESUS!
Morgan: LINK! I am speechless, I never knew you had this in you, or coming out of you or - you get what I mean! Who knew this hunk of a muscly body was hiding beneath that green pansy robe of yours. I am flabbergasted. You look tooooo sexy! And you are working your body in your pose, and that cheeky smile on your face looks adorable. It kinda looks like a "oops did I just take all my clothes off and make you wet yourself.. sorry" face. Love it.
Janice: Hey! Listen! I can't stop staring at this. This might be a bit too much skin for me. Not that I have a problem with too much skin... and I absolutely HATE that sword with a burning passion. Get rid of it so we can see what lies behind it! I love your face in this, it's a cheeky expression, as Morgan said it's like "Oops. I appear to be naked."
Rarity: What a perfectly acceptable use of the Master Sword, in order to cover up your own "master sword" Tehehee. Link this just screams sexy and even racy but in the best way possible. I am absolutely taking you backstage after this shoot is over with and we'll see what we can't do about those... boots. Excellent work here!
Morgan: Hello hot milk lady, you can leave milk on my door anytime. I actually really like this, not the typical flaunt it all out sexy but its quirky, role play sexy. Your modelling content in this is strong, even though you are leaning over your body looks quite long and you are modelling head to toe. You definitely have that classic sexy look, I love the big hair and your dark eyes. You look great in this!
Janice: You know, most people wear a dressing gown when they get the milk in the morning. But not you. You go out in lingerie and high heels. That being said, I actually like the fashion twist on this. You've used this photoshoot and turned it into a fashion photoshoot.
Rarity: I normally save black and white for artistic type shoots but this actually works. It's like going back in time to the sexy sixties and giving your nosy next door neighbors a good scandalous show! Well done!
Morgan: I sure do love this photoshoot theme, best theme ever. Im going to be straight up and say that I like parts of this photo, but there are parts I dont like. I like your tossed hair and the fact that you DO look sexy here, you have a great setting that sets the sexy mood. What better depicts sexy than a hot, half naked girl in the bedroom. However your modelling content isnt too strong here, you look like a pretzel and look quite small and short. Your expression looks like a mixture of pain, pleasure, anger and confusion. Which leaves me a little confused also.
Janice: I feel like Gisele could have done a lot better than this. There are a few positives and a few negatives. As Morgan has pointed out, there is a sexy atmosphere in this photo, and the styling really enhances this. But as Morgan said, you're twisted into a pretzel and your face is off. No man wants to fuck a pretzel ... Except Morgan.
Rarity: Those socks are hideous! That being said, you make them look hot Miss Gisele! Your hair needs work though, it feels as though you're just waking up and your roommate or what have you is taking a joke photo and you're doing all you can to make sure it's postable on Facebook! It's not great but it's not bad.
Morgan: BOSOMS! Well well you do look quite sexy here. Your lingerie is cute and revealing, and your body looks great. However how can I say this without saying the word that comes to mind when I first saw this photo, oh heck I will just say it. It looks a little rapey. You dont look comfortable and that hand which is playing with your hair, you dont look too fond of the person who that hand belongs to. Your face looks scared and not so happy, its a little confusing I dont know if this is consensual sexy or forced sexy.
Janice: Oh Morgan, that's just how Japanese girls act in front of guys they like. Especially if it's their first time. Your body is rocking here, your styling is amazing, and it really looks like looks weren't the ONLY thing you inherited from dear Natsuhi. For me, it's not rapey, but there's is an innocence surrounding it that some men find quite sexy.
Rarity: I believe our animated characters are on a role! Jessica, I don't know how you did it, but you made sexy look adorable! I love that there is a mysterious hand twirling through your hair and you're sort like, um... ok... I can work with this. CLEAVAGE! Very good work!
Morgan: Jeepers! Who knew you had these unfulfilled sexual urges in you Captain. You look so damn sexy here, as if you are presenting to us judges. Your body is making me jealous, and you are giving us that extra edge and daring by showing us some of your lovely grown downstairs hairs. Your face is showing some great emotion of frustration and pleasure. This is HOT!
Janice: ...
Sorry, I just hallucinated. Your body is absolutely amazing. It's so sexy, and I love the little peekaboo from the pubes too which gives it that little extra manly quality. Though your pose is quite feminine, it actually works from the gay glamour perspective, and it's obvious that the market that this photograph is selling to.
Rarity: As I was saying earlier, fictional characters are...
I'm sorry I lost my train of thought scanning down to the peach fuzz. You are just too ripped for words Captain! Oh please be my captain! Those bulging muscles would do me so much good when I need a man to carry my belongings to Canterlot! Your suit seems to be growing scales, is it supposed to do that? No matter, you are a fine specimen!
Morgan: Oh no, its a evil, hot, plant girl RUN. I am liking this a lot, you look oh so sexy, and evil at the same time. I want to reach out and touch you but im scared of what the outcome will be. You look as if you are wearing that plant, like it is a part of you and your hair looks amazing. Even though you are in a scrunched up position you are still making attempts to lengthen your body through your arms. There are appears to be a arm and a leg missing here though. Try to be more careful with your body positioning next time, but this is a great shot.
Janice: You look devilishly sexy here with that devilish expression. For me it really gives this photo that extra something that some of the other photographs this week have been missing. I love the way your assets have been hidden by the plants, and I adore the way you've curved your body.
Rarity: Poison Ivy indeed. If I weren't as attractive myself I'd be jealous of all the men being engulfed in your Venus Flytrap, and I think you know I don't mean the plant
Your eyes though, they're just a little intimidating instead of having a come hither expression that most sexual being would be giving off. Overall, it's definitely sexy though!
Morgan: Hello Johnny, I'm liking this sexy pirate boy look that you have going on here, and I know you are going to hate this but this appears to be a little safe. You have a great sexy pose, and that ripped shirt but I dont see much passion or energy coming from you. It looks a little casual. I want to see you put me on the edge of my chair with my knees buckling and my eyes popping out. Its a tough competition this round, everyone is stepping up with their sexy nows not the time to play safe.
Janice: You've tried something different from the rest of your competition this week (not that you could have known), and posted something with clothing on. Your expression is calm, but at the same time there's a little bit of cheekiness there. The opening on your shirt gives it a little bit extra, and your posing is very good at showing us all of your clothing in a fashionable way. However, I feel this is a little bit too safe, especially comparing to what we have this week.
Johnny: Sadly...Coco Rocha is known for being unique and individual...and doesn't have a typical sexy photo in her portfolio anywhere. And neither does Light...I'm not that great either...or else I'm not looking in the right places LOL.
Janice: Well, Light DOES have lots of sexy pictures...
Just for example
But you weren't allowed to use him.
I don't think you've been looking in the right places.
Because
This is what we mean by taking a risk here.
Johnny: I didn't see sexiness in Coco's...that's why we passed it up.
Rarity: Johnny, you little sexy pirate you. Such a step up from that hideous Captain Jack get up! This definitely has promise to be a sexy photo and I have to say it's definitely not as promiscuous as others we've seen. I do love that this shows how you can be sexy while still wearing clothes. This, for me, is very decent.
Team Africa:
Kelly:
Kelly:
Morgan: Well not surprisingly I got all hot and heavy when I saw this photo, I am male and Morgan Freeman after all. This is for sure sexy sexy sexy! And done in a tasteful way also. You have a great body and hair long enough to hide your assets (dammit!). The only issue I have is with your face, you look surprised and there seems to be a deadness in your eyes. If you just sexified your face up a little, bring some tension and liveliness into your face this would be a smashing shot.
Janice: The curves of your body are your best asset here. The are so defined and beautifully shaped. The styling is done in a tasteful way and I quite like how your breasts are covered by your hair, it makes it all the more tasteful. Now, if we could just cover that face, it would be perfect.
Rarity: There is no doubt that you're going for sexy, I really love how your hair is placed and the curved pose that you're flaunting. I'm sure you were going for a sweaty sexy but it really isn't working as well as it could because to me you just look shiny. Which is unattractive. Overall it's not bad though.
Team Bambootylicious:
Zhao:
Zhao:
Morgan: Janice is going to love this! And I dont mind it also. You look very sexy wandering down the street, oh so casual with your muscly torso on display. You look like a model here, you are even presenting yourself to the camera as a "you can look but you cant touch" vibe. The only criticism I have is the text, this is obviously out of a magazine which I dont mind its just that the text detracts from you and clutters up the photo. But other than that you definitely pulled off sexy!
Janice: You are so sexy, Zhao. And you know it too, it's obvious by this photograph. I love the way your defined torso curves and how well your face captures the lights and shadows! But your arm looked amputated. It just looked like a knob on your shoulder.
Rarity: *frowns at mass amount of distracting text* Zhao! You little twink you! So sexy walking down the street. I agree that I miss you having two arms. You're twisted in such a way that it's just not there anymore! Not bad though.
Zhao: Hey! There's nothing wrong with 1 arm! Doesn't make anyone better if they have 2!
Janice: It's a model basic. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Though there's nothing wrong with having one arm, if you have two of them, we want to see them both.
Team Fairyland:
Link:
Link:
Janice: HOLY JESUS!
Morgan: LINK! I am speechless, I never knew you had this in you, or coming out of you or - you get what I mean! Who knew this hunk of a muscly body was hiding beneath that green pansy robe of yours. I am flabbergasted. You look tooooo sexy! And you are working your body in your pose, and that cheeky smile on your face looks adorable. It kinda looks like a "oops did I just take all my clothes off and make you wet yourself.. sorry" face. Love it.
Janice: Hey! Listen! I can't stop staring at this. This might be a bit too much skin for me. Not that I have a problem with too much skin... and I absolutely HATE that sword with a burning passion. Get rid of it so we can see what lies behind it! I love your face in this, it's a cheeky expression, as Morgan said it's like "Oops. I appear to be naked."
Rarity: What a perfectly acceptable use of the Master Sword, in order to cover up your own "master sword" Tehehee. Link this just screams sexy and even racy but in the best way possible. I am absolutely taking you backstage after this shoot is over with and we'll see what we can't do about those... boots. Excellent work here!
Team Hysteria:
Dioni:
Dioni:
Morgan: Hello hot milk lady, you can leave milk on my door anytime. I actually really like this, not the typical flaunt it all out sexy but its quirky, role play sexy. Your modelling content in this is strong, even though you are leaning over your body looks quite long and you are modelling head to toe. You definitely have that classic sexy look, I love the big hair and your dark eyes. You look great in this!
Janice: You know, most people wear a dressing gown when they get the milk in the morning. But not you. You go out in lingerie and high heels. That being said, I actually like the fashion twist on this. You've used this photoshoot and turned it into a fashion photoshoot.
Rarity: I normally save black and white for artistic type shoots but this actually works. It's like going back in time to the sexy sixties and giving your nosy next door neighbors a good scandalous show! Well done!
Team International:
Gisele:
Gisele:
Morgan: I sure do love this photoshoot theme, best theme ever. Im going to be straight up and say that I like parts of this photo, but there are parts I dont like. I like your tossed hair and the fact that you DO look sexy here, you have a great setting that sets the sexy mood. What better depicts sexy than a hot, half naked girl in the bedroom. However your modelling content isnt too strong here, you look like a pretzel and look quite small and short. Your expression looks like a mixture of pain, pleasure, anger and confusion. Which leaves me a little confused also.
Janice: I feel like Gisele could have done a lot better than this. There are a few positives and a few negatives. As Morgan has pointed out, there is a sexy atmosphere in this photo, and the styling really enhances this. But as Morgan said, you're twisted into a pretzel and your face is off. No man wants to fuck a pretzel ... Except Morgan.
Rarity: Those socks are hideous! That being said, you make them look hot Miss Gisele! Your hair needs work though, it feels as though you're just waking up and your roommate or what have you is taking a joke photo and you're doing all you can to make sure it's postable on Facebook! It's not great but it's not bad.
Team Jessica:
Jessica U:
Jessica U:
Morgan: BOSOMS! Well well you do look quite sexy here. Your lingerie is cute and revealing, and your body looks great. However how can I say this without saying the word that comes to mind when I first saw this photo, oh heck I will just say it. It looks a little rapey. You dont look comfortable and that hand which is playing with your hair, you dont look too fond of the person who that hand belongs to. Your face looks scared and not so happy, its a little confusing I dont know if this is consensual sexy or forced sexy.
Janice: Oh Morgan, that's just how Japanese girls act in front of guys they like. Especially if it's their first time. Your body is rocking here, your styling is amazing, and it really looks like looks weren't the ONLY thing you inherited from dear Natsuhi. For me, it's not rapey, but there's is an innocence surrounding it that some men find quite sexy.
Rarity: I believe our animated characters are on a role! Jessica, I don't know how you did it, but you made sexy look adorable! I love that there is a mysterious hand twirling through your hair and you're sort like, um... ok... I can work with this. CLEAVAGE! Very good work!
Team Love:
Captain America:
Captain America:
Morgan: Jeepers! Who knew you had these unfulfilled sexual urges in you Captain. You look so damn sexy here, as if you are presenting to us judges. Your body is making me jealous, and you are giving us that extra edge and daring by showing us some of your lovely grown downstairs hairs. Your face is showing some great emotion of frustration and pleasure. This is HOT!
Janice: ...
Sorry, I just hallucinated. Your body is absolutely amazing. It's so sexy, and I love the little peekaboo from the pubes too which gives it that little extra manly quality. Though your pose is quite feminine, it actually works from the gay glamour perspective, and it's obvious that the market that this photograph is selling to.
Rarity: As I was saying earlier, fictional characters are...
I'm sorry I lost my train of thought scanning down to the peach fuzz. You are just too ripped for words Captain! Oh please be my captain! Those bulging muscles would do me so much good when I need a man to carry my belongings to Canterlot! Your suit seems to be growing scales, is it supposed to do that? No matter, you are a fine specimen!
Team Red:
Poison Ivy:
Poison Ivy:
Morgan: Oh no, its a evil, hot, plant girl RUN. I am liking this a lot, you look oh so sexy, and evil at the same time. I want to reach out and touch you but im scared of what the outcome will be. You look as if you are wearing that plant, like it is a part of you and your hair looks amazing. Even though you are in a scrunched up position you are still making attempts to lengthen your body through your arms. There are appears to be a arm and a leg missing here though. Try to be more careful with your body positioning next time, but this is a great shot.
Janice: You look devilishly sexy here with that devilish expression. For me it really gives this photo that extra something that some of the other photographs this week have been missing. I love the way your assets have been hidden by the plants, and I adore the way you've curved your body.
Rarity: Poison Ivy indeed. If I weren't as attractive myself I'd be jealous of all the men being engulfed in your Venus Flytrap, and I think you know I don't mean the plant
Your eyes though, they're just a little intimidating instead of having a come hither expression that most sexual being would be giving off. Overall, it's definitely sexy though!Team Unique:
Johnny:
Johnny:
Morgan: Hello Johnny, I'm liking this sexy pirate boy look that you have going on here, and I know you are going to hate this but this appears to be a little safe. You have a great sexy pose, and that ripped shirt but I dont see much passion or energy coming from you. It looks a little casual. I want to see you put me on the edge of my chair with my knees buckling and my eyes popping out. Its a tough competition this round, everyone is stepping up with their sexy nows not the time to play safe.
Janice: You've tried something different from the rest of your competition this week (not that you could have known), and posted something with clothing on. Your expression is calm, but at the same time there's a little bit of cheekiness there. The opening on your shirt gives it a little bit extra, and your posing is very good at showing us all of your clothing in a fashionable way. However, I feel this is a little bit too safe, especially comparing to what we have this week.
Johnny: Sadly...Coco Rocha is known for being unique and individual...and doesn't have a typical sexy photo in her portfolio anywhere. And neither does Light...I'm not that great either...or else I'm not looking in the right places LOL.
Janice: Well, Light DOES have lots of sexy pictures...
Just for example
But you weren't allowed to use him.
I don't think you've been looking in the right places.Because
This is what we mean by taking a risk here.
Johnny: I didn't see sexiness in Coco's...that's why we passed it up.
Rarity: Johnny, you little sexy pirate you. Such a step up from that hideous Captain Jack get up! This definitely has promise to be a sexy photo and I have to say it's definitely not as promiscuous as others we've seen. I do love that this shows how you can be sexy while still wearing clothes. This, for me, is very decent.
) Congratulations, you're still in the running towards becoming the ultimate dream team!
Dioni really does look incredible.
