Post by Janice Dickinson on Oct 6, 2016 5:05:04 GMT -5
Welcome players, new and old to our first judging! We changed things up a bit this time, and instead were introduced to your team members by showcasing their best features.
Joining me on the panel this season is last season's winner, Rarity, the external runner up of UDT, Emma Frost, and Hel will be judging as Hikaru Utada whenever she can. My right hand man, Morgan Freeman is on your side of the panel now, and I assure you, I will not go easy on him just because he's my best friend.
Now without any further ado, let's get started.
The Bat Gang
Sasha (Alien beauty):
Taylor (Cute and Sexy):
Batman (Dark and Mysterious):
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Fresh Fish
Allison (Long neck):
Maisie (Expressive eyebrows):
Anna (Eyes):
Frostbite
Aline (Hot body):
Cate (Jawline):
Elsa (Expressive eyes):
Team Hara-Kiri
Xiao Wen (Flawless face):
Victoria (Sweet smile):
Poison Ivy (Hair):
Ivy League
Fei Fei (Elegant body):
Penelope (Luxurious lashes):
Quiet (dat body, tho):
Team Marvellous
Marloes (Hot body):
Chris (Also hot body):
Tony Stark (Another hot body):
Neon Demons
Abbey Lee (Blue eyes):
Elle (Porcelain skin):
Marceline (Big hair):
Stealth Killers
Tyson (Actually Rob Evans. Giving the opportunity to change picture to one of Tyson or model to Rob):
Zendaya (Legs):
Meg (Hair):
Tier 1:
Nyle (Sexy body):
Angie (Legs):
Starfire (Hourglass curves):
Tier 2:
Kate (Unique Silhouettes):
Tyler (Jawline):
Asami (Badass confidence):
Who Needs Names?
Naomi (Legs):
Shakira (Hair and bum):
Rem (Smile):
Joining me on the panel this season is last season's winner, Rarity, the external runner up of UDT, Emma Frost, and Hel will be judging as Hikaru Utada whenever she can. My right hand man, Morgan Freeman is on your side of the panel now, and I assure you, I will not go easy on him just because he's my best friend.
Now without any further ado, let's get started.
The Bat Gang
Sasha (Alien beauty):
Taylor (Cute and Sexy):
Batman (Dark and Mysterious):
Janice: I normally would not accept this style of picture for a photoshoot, but as this is the first photoshoot, and your first time here in the competition, I was a bit more lenient. One issue I have here is sizing. Ideally, the preferred size is under 1000 pixels in both dimensions, this picture is huge. Another issue is hotlinking. Please make sure you're hosting an image on imgur, tinypic, etc. Tinypic comes with a sizing option. As for your picture, I see your features very well, but the make up is a bit too stagy, being for a fashion show. A picture from an actual photoshoot would have been better.
For Taylor, I see the cute, but not so much the sexy. In terms of potential, there's a little bit, but if you're selling us on sexy, I'm not sure if she's any different from any other blonde girl. You're modelling well, and i can see a little bit of potential.
Batman, Ideally, we want to see a face. Even if it's covered by a mask, we can still judge the modelling based on the mouth. Your biggest challenge will be working through the mask and showing us what you can do. There's not really much we can judge in my opinion, but you have showcased your "feature" very well.
Rarity: Oh my goodness, darling, Hello! Such a pleasure having you.
Oh dear, Sasha would fit in just perfectly with my friend Fluttershy's menagerie. The black around her eyes and the black and white stripes leaves the impression of a crooked raccoon. I do like the edge this picture has going for it, it's a much different angle and I love it.
With Taylor, dear, I'm not sure, I don't feel a lot of emotion radiating from our darling Tay-Tay. Bland is the word, other than her wonderful shade of lipstick. I'm underwhelmed, though.
I know Bruce Wayne could be mistaken for any other man, darling, but I'm not sold on his alter-ego being as good a model as he would have been. This photo is a perfect example to support my claim. I understand "Dark and Mysterious", but I have to agree with Janice, we need a face, darling, even if it is a mouth. This is a modelling competition and I'm seeing very few modelling aspects.
Emma: Hi there. ...welcome to the game.
I'm confused on best features but will go with what you gave us
PS....you should have dumped Taylor and kept Isabel
I like this picture of Sasha.....it's modelesque but take all advice in the future so you don't submit the wrong things
Taylor's photo. .....cute but not great
Batman.....yea...we need his face hun.
Fresh Fish
Allison (Long neck):
Maisie (Expressive eyebrows):
Anna (Eyes):
Janice: Allison does have a lovely neck, but I was very surprised you did not choose the feature she is best known for: Her huge blue eyes, or her doll-like face. That being said, you've chosen a great picture to showcase her neck. It looks crazy long, but your nose needs some surgery because it's so big.
For Maisie, not my favourite, If you're showing off her eyebrows, we need a beauty shot. Everything else is just unneeded noise, especially the loud granny clothes.
Anna's eyes are huge, but again there's the issue with too much of you showing. If you want to showcase a part of the face, you need to make sure you're centred on it. The eyes are showcased well, though.
Rarity: Oh, darling, hello! Such a pleasure.
Allison's feature is absolutely brilliant and prominent. What a great photo, honestly. The modelling quality is wonderful.
Maisie eyes-brows... what an interesting choice. I do agree, a close-up, beauty or headshot would have brought the feature into clearer focus, but her drab clothing and raised brow doesn't have a certain quality to it, I just wouldn't have seen it at first sight.
Anna's eyes are for sure the most prominent features in the photo. Her expression as a whole isn't thrilling me though. I'm not sure she's exuding the confident of a model. Other than that, I think this is well done.
Emma: Alison......oh come on.....Superman got acused of pooping out a leg but no one sees the third boob here?? Lol. Look.....I love the neck....but because of the pose....her chin and mouth look strained. And that knee??? Sorry hun....too many wrongs don't help your perfect neck.
Maisie.......is this your Polaroid for an agency?? I don't get it. It's so bland. You can only go up from here tho.
Anna......YES YES YES!!!! This is what just saved you. Pure perfection .
Maisie.......is this your Polaroid for an agency?? I don't get it. It's so bland. You can only go up from here tho.
Anna......YES YES YES!!!! This is what just saved you. Pure perfection .
Frostbite
Aline (Hot body):
Cate (Jawline):
Elsa (Expressive eyes):
Janice: I like that you bypassed the sex appeal aspect and went straight for the modelling aspect of this feature. It looks completely high fashion, and oozes potential.
Cate! That jawline! It's everything. It's smart to have the face pointing away from the camera, but still showing enough. It looks absolutely stunning and effortless. I love it.
Elsa is probably your weakest link here. If you say expressive eyes, I don't really expect to see crying straight up. It's a good picture, but your weakest link.
Rarity: Aline's photo is wonderful. Stunning modelling, stunning outfit, stunning setting. Simply stunning, darling.
I am living for Cate's profile shot, dear. Her jawline is perfectly prominent and I am absolutely in love. My only minor critique would be quality, it's just off my a little bit, but not enough to ruin the shot.
I agree with Janice, Elsa's eyes are expressive enough without the tears. They're just striking, darling, really. Very good with all three.
Emma: Aline is pure perfection. Not just on sex appeal but straight up modelling
Cate is good. I love a profile shot
Elsa's is great. These judges are on crackers. Beautiful and expressive.
Team Hara-Kiri
Xiao Wen (Flawless face):
Victoria (Sweet smile):
Poison Ivy (Hair):
Janice: Face is a big thing to sell, but Xiao does have an exquisite face. The eyes and mouth are definitely the standout. I like the cheekbones and jawline too. The hair pushed back brings everything out very nicely.
Victoria's smile is very sweet. I don't particularly have any qualms, except possibly the lighting.
As for Ivy, the hair. It's nice, but it's hidden behind the rest of your body. It it was blowing in the wind, and just centred around the face, it would be great.
Rarity: Xiao is definitely beautiful, possibly narrowing down a specific flawless aspect of her face would have been better, but I'm definitely pleased with what I see, darling.
Victoria's smile is brilliant, darling, she's really shining with happiness and I'm thrilled.
Ivy, however, if you had gone with "devilish hair" I would have been completely sold. Her hair is so red and luscious.
Emma: Xiao's face is lovely for sure
Victoria is so cute and sweet
Ivy is gorgeous but wish you'd showcase that hair better
Ivy League
Fei Fei (Elegant body):
Penelope (Luxurious lashes):
Quiet (dat body, tho):
Janice: Fei Fei's body is super long, and very elegant. I like you took the route of showing your elegant body through clothes, rather than through lack of.
The eyes are the focus for Penelope, but the eyelashes are not necessarily the best features here. I feel they're overshadowed by her eyebrows and her eyes instead.
Quiet is known for two things: being quiet, and breathing through her skin. This is a great picture to show off her body, especially without going over the top with sexuality. It's effortlessly sexy.
Rarity: Fei Fei's modelling is stunning, my dear. Absolutely stunning. I do love this photo, elegant was the perfect word to use.
I agree with Janice. Penelope is wonderfully beautiful, but I'm not sure her lashes are the most prominent when compared to her eyes. Very nice headshot, though.
Quiet's body is simply rockin', darling. She is wonderfully sexy. Although I have to admit, I thought she was last season's Lara Croft. Good work, dear.
Emma: Fei Fei......elegant describes her clothing.....which is not a feature. Wish you would have said long limbs instead. She is divine so I can't wait to see what else you bring to the table
Penelope......her lashes don't stand out to me....Sorry
Quiet......nice shot....nice body
Team Marvellous
Marloes (Hot body):
Chris (Also hot body):
Tony Stark (Another hot body):
Janice: I love the arch on Marloes's back, you're modelling with your whole body. However, I'm not so much seeing the hot. You're selling us on physical attraction, but you're side on, and facing it away from the camera.
I'm not so much a fan of this picture of Chris. It shows his selected features off, however, there's a disconnect between his face and his body. I think you could sell it better with an appropriate face.
Tony's picture is great. It shows his body and sells it with his face. Great picture, although why did you crop it?
Rarity: I believe Marloes's body is definitely sexy, darling. I would have liked to see her full body in the image and not have part of her cut off.
Chris is definitely a handsome lad, but if you wanted to show off his body, and specifically his pecs, I would have thrown away that leather jacket.
Tony's is by far my favorite. He's so muscle-bound and his pose is masculine as all get out. Good job here, dear.
Emma: Why hot bodies. ....why not just say body lol.
Marloes.....perfect model pose. Great technique
Chris....sexy and smouldering but not his greatest
Tony......love the muscles
Neon Demons
Abbey Lee (Blue eyes):
Elle (Porcelain skin):
Marceline (Big hair):
Janice: There's two main issues I have with this picture of Abbey. The first is this is the first photoshoot, and you're posing with someone else. If I didn't already know who Abbey Lee is, I wouldn't know which one. The second is the blue eyes you're featuring. They're feet her subdued. They're not the main focus, especially with the Gold mouthpiece.
For Elle, her skin is nice, but again I don't feel it's the main feature in this picture. I think a clear basic beauty shot would be the best option to show it off.
Marceline's hair is super long, but I do feel it takes second place to her body. It sort of fades into the background.
Rarity: I'm with Janice, I honestly wouldn't know who Abbey Lee was if we did not know her eyes were the blue ones and the other model's eyes were clothed.
Elle looks dead, darling. There's no way around that for me. I do have to say her skin is flawless, though. I'm just worried she won't revive to finish the competition.
Marceline's hair is definitely the most prominent aspect in this photo. How could it not be? She is practically swallowed up by it, darling. Good work.
Emma: Abbey.....while beautiful.....her eyes were the last thing I noticed.
Ellen......Beautiful photo but the expression is dead
Marceline.......big hair or lots of hair? I'm from the 80s.....big hair meant BIG hair lol. This is different but definitely showcases the hair.
Stealth Killers
Tyson (Actually Rob Evans. Giving the opportunity to change picture to one of Tyson or model to Rob):
Zendaya (Legs):
Meg (Hair):
Janice: I'll skip Rob for now.
Zendaya, great legs, but the size is too big. It's a really good picture.
Meg, I don't mind a screenshot being used, but this is bad quality. I posted a teach on using screenshots before. Take a peak and see what I mean.
Rarity: I'm unsure what to do about Rob/Tyson?
Zendaya, wonderful legs, dear. Definitely the most prominent aspect. I love her hair as well.
Megara is one of my favorites in Disney Damsels, this is not one of my favorite pictures, darling. It's a bad screenshot and I cannot get behind it. So very sorry.
Emma: I'm going to have to find a computer because these photos look blurry and bad on my phone. 
Tier 1:
Nyle (Sexy body):
Angie (Legs):
Starfire (Hourglass curves):
Janice: The way Nyle is posing shows off all his body, while hiding the places where attention is not needed. Still, the face is really good.
For Angie, those legs are everything. I like the choice of black as it really draws attention away from the body and to the legs. Good job.
Starfire, I'm not sure about the angle. You show the curves off nicely, however the angle detracts from the curves, and draws too much attention to the boobs.
Rarity: Nyle is drop dead gorgeous, darling. I wish his whole body was in view, but I am happy with what I see.
Angie's legs are perfect. They are so long and prominent and wonderful. Well done, here.
Starfire, I know this is your natural coloring, but it's coming off so overly bronzed body-builder I'm just not feeling it. She's dreadfully sexy, though, so points for that.
Emma: Nyle has a beautiful face. Wish you had done that instead lol. Body is good.
Angie...love her legs. She's such a plain Jane tho so you might have a tough time with her
Starfire.....wowza! !!! Perfect
Tier 2:
Kate (Unique Silhouettes):
Tyler (Jawline):
Asami (Badass confidence):
Janice: Not particularly a fan of this picture of Kate. I honestly got a little tired of telling you over and over again a model needs a runway picture. I can't find one of Kate either, but should you last to that round, you'll be screwed. Just saying. Anyway, the silhouette is interesting, but the execution isn't there.
Tyler has a nice jawline, however, it's hidden by the angle and the facial hair. Are you sure his butt isn't his best feature though? 
Finally, I was more looking for physical features, but you've displayed a sexy badass confidence physically in this picture of Asami. A good job.
Rarity: I'm not entirely sure there is a silhouette here, darling. When I think of a silhouette I think of a model hiding behind a white curtain and having a bright light shining around them. Like this:
Tyler's jawline is definitely great, unfortunately, he's so far away. A headshot would have been perfect for this and would have helped show us that jawline up close and personal.
Asami is definitely your strongest photo. She is absolutely a bad ass and I am absolutely on board. Good work here.
Emma: Kate.....maybe you meant profile because this is not a silhouette
Tyler.....and here you meant arms or chest because where is that gorgeous jawline?
Asama.....I'm going on memory with names as I'm on phone lol......I like this one
Who Needs Names?
Naomi (Legs):
Shakira (Hair and bum):
Rem (Smile):
Janice: Size is an issue. Naomi has nice legs, but the picture isn't execution too well. The lighting is off, and the picture is too small.
Shakira is your strongest point. Hair is on point but the butt is only an after thought. I think this would be stronger if you cropped the butt out and went with hair.
Finally, Rem. The image is rather small, and I can't see the smile at all. You needed to crop the large image you sent me originally, and focus around the face. I personally would have gone for blue hair. That's not something everyone has!
Rarity: I have to agree, Naomi is so small, but her legs are so long. They are definitely the showstopper here.
I'd have to say Shakira's hair is definitely more prominent than her booty and probably should have been the only feature you focused on. Well done, though.
I'm sorry, where is Rem's smile? Is she smiling with her dress, darling? I'm not sure if I should count that very faint thin line of a smile spread across her face. I'm not a huge fan of this, obviously, sorry, darling.
Emma: Naomi's legs are divine
Shakira's hips don't lie.....but the bum does....where's the bum....I see a tiny bump
Ren.....I cannot see a mouth at all.....I'd say it's my phone but looks like I'm not really alone on this
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